Ass SaversThis is a demonstration store. You can purchase products like this from Pure Fix Cycles SmartAss, an emergency fender that's there when you need it, gone when you don't. Tired of sitting at the office with a wet ass all day just because it rained this morning? Do you live in a climate where a shower can come out of nowhere even though the sun was shining just a minute ago? Not ready to bike in a wet suit or burden your bike with fenders? Relax. It's

67% Cotton

Single-handed drawcordPre-curved articulated fit

Cylindrical polycarbonate lens

Variable flex shank for riding performance and walking comfort

or just give your hub some TLC

The Keirin Pro Frameset

high-pressure strokes to get you back on the road without a hassle

With 2600mAh of rechargeable lithium-ion battery power

The name says it all

engagement every 6-degrees

a classy leather sleeve

So hop on the Yankee and put the "oh